Reposting this, thought it was lost forever during the pillow rampage of 2021…

Ode to the shills

By Anon

you should be chillin'

your job is done.

But you're still shilling?

Are you sure you won?

Inauguration is completed,

Crack open a beer.

Why you so heated?

Why you still here?

your team backed the winner

So refill your cup.

But you'll be back after dinner,

To this site, it's still up!

So give your keys a beating,

As if your life's on the line…

'you couldn't stop the cheating'

you'll incessantly whine

But anons know better

Than to argue with you;

We know it'll get wetter,

Before the truth shines through.

your rhetoric is lacklustre,

your arguments weak.

We see through your bluster

your methods are antique.

So go back to bumming.

Or not, we never cared.

Nothing can stop what is coming -

That's Why you're scared.