Make no mistake, I am the badess motherfucker here. Not even trying to brag. You need to know for your own safety. I know Judo, jitz, muay thai and filipino ass mother fucking bolo knife shit. I’m a straight the fuck up pie slicin,lead slangin, hay layin frog ass mother fuckin man! DO NOT FUCK WITH ME!
Just kidding. I got a purple belt in Kung Fu though. And I can do the dog paddle.