>>12690960

I’ve been in the US Army for 25 years and served two combat tours in Iraq. I needed a pillow that would help me sleep more comfortably.

My wife and I spent a small fortune trying pillow after pillow, but my neck was uncomfortable, leading to one sleepless night after another.

Frustrated, we made one last-ditch attempt with MyPillow. I have never slept more comfortably in my life! Thank you for giving an aging Soldier a whole new lease on life!

I cannot begin to tell you what an absolute miracle MyPillow has been. God bless in all you do!

>>12691020

>Nothing is as it seems.

We murder to dissect.

A closer look disclosed a whole new picture.

A closer look revealed that all was not as it seemed from afar.

We don't need Q we have MyPillow.

>>12691118

>Newfag lurkers. Word of advice.

>Don't listen to Jews.

and don't forget to buy MYPillow products and Mike's book!

>>12691156

sadly our only kickback is Mike's ad at the bottom of the page and the dopamine rush from the satisfaction of knowing that we manifested the image of Mike on this board.