Dear Emily Dreyfuss,
Your storytelling soars above the masses'. The original content of your Qanon hit piece has wowed us into submission. We Qanon'rs agree to now seek help, mental and otherwise. For you have shown us the light of truth. In no way could there possibly be a deep state, a conspiracy, a villain so vile as to hurt children. It was all in our heads, placed there by a nefarious group of ne'er-do-wells in an attempt to radicalize us to take back what was never lost - our great nation. Please let the world know of our illness and see to it we get the help we need. We can't go on this way much longer. Rescue us from ourselves and from the wicked Qanon. Help us Emily Dreyfuss, you're our only hope.
Love,
Qanon'rs