What I think DJT's letter said to Biden-
Joe- Here is the deal. You and I both know it was a sham election. There is a Secret Service agent ready at any time to “remove” you from office.
So we are going to play a game of chicken. In order to keep up the farce, you are going to implement the following without fail.
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We are giving you an Asian Secret Service detail. Acknowledge his heritage so everyone knows who you are loyal to. (The optics of that will be great!)
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Kill 70,000 jobs as soon as you get in the office. The “how” is up to you. (I suggest the Keystone project, but you do you.)
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Find a way to raise gas prices by at least 30 cents the first week. (Again, Keystone-no points for creativity)
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Food vs. Drugs- this one is great- take away the savings on insulin-then don’t explain why! Hahaha! (Elderly vote, right? Ouch!)
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Make the military mad- have all of the Guardsmen sleep in a parking garage! (Holy crap they will hate you.)
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Announce to everyone that you don’t have a plan for Covid. (Imagine your voters faces on this one. Oh my gosh, this is going to be priceless…)
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Sign all of your EO’s with your opposite hand so it looks like a third grader did it.
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Lastly, put Hunter in as head of DEA. (Ironic, right? Hahahaha)
Here is the tough part- the first member of your entire treasonous administration that makes this game public is the first execution. You can pick the second one.
Have a good couple of weeks and hey…don’t do anything I wouldn’t do!
(By the way, I was going to make it tough and tell you to hire two trannies and a hooker but you already did! KEK!!)
Still Your President–
Donald J Trump