Kindly please go fuck yourself… sans lube.
Yours,
Ex-Army Intel
Volunteered for four years as a young man, served my country well, received an honorable discharge, and spent the next 30 years building a thriving business. There would be no "ex" if I were active duty. Trust me, If I could wave off 30 years and be back on during Trump's 8-year run, I'd do it in a heartbeat.