The keystone is that pussy, and I just want to lick it.
Straight people.
You don't like salmon?
I'm your dictator, cause I got a big pecker.
Your women will never enjoy anything that isn't made of metal or plastic.
I don't give a fuck if you kill my ass. Do it right fucking now, bug. Prove it.
Damn.
Leddit's owned by Conde Nast. They can selectively shut down anything that hurts their feelings.
Why, of all the Rothschilds, did it have to be the cool one who kicked the bucket?