Ezra with the bantz about noses
Actually, Rand's philosophies align closely to what normies would typically call "Satanism".
Thelema, from Crowley, wrote, "Do what thou wilt." This is the core tenant of, again, what normies would generally call "Satanism".
Of course, then you look back through what, historically, the early Christians did, who were anything but hegemonic in ritual/practice.
Some of the early ones did things that you would scoff at me for suggesting and then write me off completely.
The Papacy was Peter's mistake. That sect got duped.
Masons came up around the same time, but went in to hiding once certain groups figured out what they were really doing.
Peter's scourge later found out about it and got in there and fagged them up (yeah… literally).
Now everyone's faggot and British.
Yay.