I had the crush on the lamest dude ever in high school. He was on the basketball team but he never went on to play basketball in college because he was too short. Also, he wasn't cute and I'm pretty sure the only reason I had a crush on him was because he was one of the few white guys at my school. Do you remember him, Z? Maybe you knew his sister?
I also disliked all the attention I got by being one of the few white guys at my high school.
I know I have the full version of the letter somewhere. He told me to get over myself and to come out to my homophobic father.
I took an upskirt photo. I'm gay, so it's not like it really means anything, right?
I took a 23andMe test and it told me that I'm 3% Ashkenazi Jew. That still counts, right?
Indeed.
I destroyed my iPhone.
I enjoy it because I can save videos and do a bunch of other stuff that I wasn't able to do with an iPhone. I'll go back eventually.