It ain't easy being green…
For everything I search, I search three other random things, for everything I purchase, I fill another cart with random shit and never buy it….
I talk to my phone when no one else is around, sometimes I tell it what a piece of shit it is and other times I tell it how much I cant live without it…
Refugees come in, use our own constitution against us to gain power.
Democrats are using our own constitution against us.
You know why recalling Gavin Newsom is pointless? He will be leaving to join the Biden Administration anyway…
Who's military??? Because ours will be too busy applying lipstick…
Ummmm…I don't quite know how to respond to that…
I didn't rescind the No Tranny policy…
I didn't instate the long hair and lipstick policy…
I didn't fire any Generals for having a pair of balls…