There are no Maryland earthquakes either
Force the issue on the will deets. "you know, since you won't listen to me, you should up my cut for 3 months. If you're right, it shouldn't be a big deal, right?" Also, look for a short option tied to medical causes on their life insurance. Tell them to make sure they're the beneficiary. When they ask WTF is the matter with you, tell you tried everything you could and have to make the best out of a bad situation. Watch Rocky 4 with your dad, and when Drago says the Oscar quote, say "that's where I'm at with you over this death shot, Dad. Laugh about it. They'll get the idea, or they won't and if you're lucky you'll get them to do one of these things and you'll have a few extra bucks to buy silver with.
*make sure YOU'RE the beneficiary.
me either, but FUCK PAPER.
Go to a coin shop if you have to. Buy the physical, or, if you have a small business, incentivize payment in silver.
I can think of a few…
You really should look for the original spreadsheet breaking down the Q tripcodes into a sorted library. It's hard to find now but a good chunk of those books were bought for that reason and there were some eye opening gems.
You know the rules.