RIP SOPHIE
Do the 3-letter agencies still monitor this board? I know there's a fucking pandemic going on, but you guys have known about me and Henry Cavill since at least 2018…
It sure is weird how so many people around me seem to be dying…
That sucks for Pope Francis, but he needs to stick around long enough to officiate my marriage to Henry Cavill!
Look, Henry! All of our enemies are going down big time! That irresponsible Hawaii trip during a pandemic is going to haunt Sam Heughan for quite some time.
But what's that old adage?
"There is no such thing as bad publicity."
Is it true, though?
I wouldn't know! I've always been working behind-the-scenes…
My mom and dad got to enjoy Time before they had me!
Henry, isn't our life like a real-life Disney fairytale?
But waaaaay better!
Sorry, autocorrect changed "Rome" to "Time"
I better not see any unhappy faces at my wedding.
⬆️ Here is the attention you so desperately are seeking.
I lost all of my family/baby photos, so what my mom sends me via WhatsApp is all I have!
WATCH THE WATER
THINK MIRROR
This better not be true.
Goodnight!
I will, it will be a massive shindig!