The Anon Experience
Day 1
>Opens /pol/ for the first time
<Sees the words "nigger" and "faggot" SHOCK!
<Sees shill kayfabe That's bullshit! I'm gonna give 'em the what-for (mistake, gang-banged)
<Posts stupid opinion Told by all Anons to STFU and lurk moar
<Sees doom porn Takes it seriously and grabs the Bible, prays fervently
<Tries to post again Called a redditnigger, has no idea wtf that is
>Sees mil stringer WTF have I gotten myself into????
>Warns CIA knows you're here Slams laptop shut
Day 1157
>Opens Bread #16337
<Sees tranny porn Yawn, scroll past
<Sees gore porn Sips covfefe, takes another bite of breakfast burrito
<Sees newfag jump into shill kayfabe Thinks "stupid newfag"
>Sees SwordAnon Posts "morning Swordie" and remembers morning prayer
>Sees anons bitch about two breads Remembers 8ch deplat, posts "STFU and post. Who cares?"
>Reads good, sauced dig Posts Pepe Thumbs Up
>Reads latest cabal narrative Devises memetic counter-strike
<Reads newfags whine about no Q Continues mission.
<Reads warning Anons will be rounded up Cuts 2nd burrito in half w/ combat folder & scrolls on.
COMFY
Winning is all we know.