>If you can't beat Gerbil to the bread you have no right to split it
They play both sides of the kitchen, 24/7, handing off within 60 seconds. How does an actual anon "jump in"? And when they have, both sides of the argument chase them away–don't like their little scam being interrupted.
Kitchen theatrics are always for us. To placate us that "totally organic" anons are fighting because they're totally organic.