Stop being a fearful little bitch and have some fun.. muh death list KEK melodramatic much?

Anybody has some actual good jokes to make me laugh?

Not some edgy meta shit, an actual good old fashioned joke is what I am looking for. Help me out here faggots.

>>12817063

The way this timeline is going I probably know her

She pretty?

>>12817075

Probably a douche

>>12817084

Knew it

Greet her from me, she‘s being a diva

>>12817107

His books were always boring me

>>12817128

Kek nice thanks anon

>>12817135

Also while you‘re at it, tell her I reeeeeeallly love her. Ok?

>>12817145

That meme made me kek

>>12817201

That last one got me good

Thanks anon

>>12817218

Yes it is

I guess Jared seems kind of smart

Maybe Q is Anons‘ combined love for their soulmates

>>12817278

He could use a cooler haircut tho

Jk kekeke

>>12817334

Temperance nigga

>>12817363

We iz space force, frens

>>12817373

I identify as god

Now bow!

>>12817393

Aliens think humans are cute

Some of them at least

>>12817422

Melania is the second best woman in the whole wide world <3

>>12817530

Third best sorry

Almost forgot about mom

Asked this lb gonna repeat

If this would not have the dankest of endings, why would you have chosen to exist in this timeline?

If it goes tits up, who cares? Nobody asked to be born.

It‘ll be the universes fault for being boring and faggy

You think the universe has no sense of pride at all?

>>12817568

Cocreative exoconsciousness

>>12817587

What if they declared war but everybody just stayed home

>>12817601

„Elite bloodline“ member talking like an angry russian in counter strike

Dank