Alex Jones runs for a House Seat…If MTG can do it so can I…kek
just joking
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The only domestic terrorist the world sees is the Main Stream Media.
When I was a kid I thought our cat was called ‘In or out’.
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I hate stubborn people and nothing you can do or say will make me change my mind
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My therapist asked me “How would leaving twitter make you feel?” I said to him “How would switching therapists make you feel?”
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I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture…
But when I got home, the tables were turned.
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I want to thank the lady who ran with me for the last few miles of the marathon not wearing a sports bra. Your lack of support got me through.
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Did you know that Santa has a tenth reindeer, Olive?
She's mentioned in Rudolph's song
"Olive the other reindeer…"
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Judge: I order you to pay $10,000
Mario: why?
Judge: it's a fine
Mario: [sadly] no itsa not..
Honey Badger Barr turned out to be Winnie-the-Pooh.