A blonde lady was speeding down the freeway in her convertible and got pulled over. The police officer, also a blonde woman, says, "Can I see your license?". The blonde lady in the car looks in her purse for about 45 seconds and looks back at the officer confused. Officer say, "Oh! Its the rectangle thing with your face on it." Lady reaches in her purse and hands the officer her make-up compact. Officer says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didnt realize you were a police officer. You're free to go."