>>12820876 (pb)
>Country Western song writer?
No but here is one I was working on.
Anons can probably make it better:
I woke up to scattered clothes and empty drawers
She kicked the cat and left with the mowers
'Twas a fun three-month ride but I guess that's all there is
I thank God that I got out without losing my manhood
Like my mama said
don't stick your dick in crazy
for you might not get it out
find ya a woman who ne'er give scream or shout
son ya might not take my advice to heart
and i guess that's the lot of youth
so it bears repeating until it hurts your tooth
don't stick your dick in crazy
for you might not get it out
find ya a woman who ne'er gives scream or shout
son you're tired and need some sleep
don't grow up to be a sheep
but most of all take my last words to heart
don't stick your dick in crazy
for you might not get it out
find ya a woman who ne'er gives scream or shout