3 vials of vital Covid19 vaccine misplaced in cafeteria, janitors being investigated.
47 vials of lifesaving COVID19.2 vax lost in boating accident, local fishermen suspected.
290 cases of cryogenic storage vaccine believed to be part of America’s recovery in Joe’s good hands, mislabeled in mixup with Coleman. Investigators suspect disgruntled transphobic white male in mailroom dispute with coworker.