never trust the super rich
what's the first thing they do when they
get rich they buy a yacht
have you ever been on a yacht? it's like being in a
two-star hotel on roller skates
the only reason anyone would want to own
a yacht is so that they can abduct children
sail them into international waters
and fuck them and dispose of their bodies
and that's what everyone who owns a yacht
is okay doing.
Frankie Boyle.