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02/05/2021

The Toyletopathy Times

New Ridge Split Toilet Paper Set to Hit Shelving this Weekend.

The much anticipated release of Shitso's revolutionary toilet paper this weekend is sure to get circles of patient fags chattering across this great brown land today.

The much anticipated design is the cumulation of years of collaboration of the brightest minds in the scientific community. The breakthrough finger innovation utilises sharting technology, which easily allows toilet paper to 'split' easily while wiping your bottom after number two's, and facilitates index and middle finger probing of the anus.

Scientists believe, with regular use, this long term probing will result in normalising anus bumping by finger and increase the enjoyment of bottom wiping for all.