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"Some politicians are known for not keeping their pants on.
But this British vote-seeker surely takes the prize: He claimed to have had kinky sex with an alien that led him to fathering an extraterrestrial child.
Simon Parkes, 53, says he is beamed up into outer space to make out with his lover — whom he calls the Cat Queen — four times a year."
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/uk-pol-admits-affair-alien-lover-article-1.1376650