Jesus's Mom was one of the most loathsome people in Jewish society, and unwed pregnant teenager.
Imagine how many shekels her Dad could've got for selling her into marriage if she'd just kept her fucking legs shut until she was 20 or 30 years old. Then she could've been properly married to a really rich camel herder, and she wouldn't have to deal with that little bastard Jesus running around with the homo doctors, stealing their secrets, and gving away cures like kanaeh-bosom for free.
Doctors run the machine
Doctor's wives run the doctors