Anonymous ID: eaedd6 Feb. 7, 2021, 7:16 a.m. No.12849489   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>9519

>>12849471

[Verse 1]

Sweet baby Jesus on fire

I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle

To pull my ass out of this

Devil kept pokin' the bull

So I shipped her ass to Mozambique

'Cause I was over it

 

[Verse 2]

Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde

But what if she's a zombie or a Dracula?

I better hang on to this

Lordy with my hand upon the Bible

Swear I shot the damn devil, not a bitch

But the po-po don't give a shit

 

[Verse 3]

Lordy, won't you show a little mercy?

I've been on the straight and narrow

Since the judge and the warden done paroled me

Rat poison devil kept pokin'

So I shipped her ass to Mozambique

'Cause I was over it

 

[Verse 4]

Goddamn judge found me guilty of public 'toxication

Public urination and parole violation

But the CSI couldn't find the body

To corroborate my bullshit story

 

[Verse 5]

Sweet Jesus, don't let the judge release me

What if she's a zombie or a Dracula

And tried to fuckin' eat me?

Devil walked away from a banging trip to Mozambique

 

Help me outta this

Help me outta this

Help me outta this

Help me outta this

Anonymous ID: eaedd6 Feb. 7, 2021, 8:49 a.m. No.12850071   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>0076 >>0110

>>12850003

He fucking hates them. It's half the reason we had to wait 14 years for a new Tool album.

I've come to the conclusion that his winery is literally his beach front property in Arizona as predicted by Bill Hicks.

He wrote a song about it.. wanna hear it.

Anonymous ID: eaedd6 Feb. 7, 2021, 9:05 a.m. No.12850151   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>12850139

Huge fan too.

First witnessed in a bar in Florida in 1992. Walk in. Bough Opiate and Undertow then and there. Baited breath for each release since.

The man has never done a bad piece of work lyrically and the band is fucking beyond awesome.