BLM "But Muh Feelz" anthem at the Stupid Bowl backstory
Sometime in the past
Biden Brain Trust: Ok guys, to keep the narrative going, you need to come up with something we can use
to discredit the Anons' counter-narrative. They're beating the shit out of us.
NFL & CBS Execs: Here's what well do - we'll do that BLM Anthem thing first, but we don't show it on TV…
and when the Anons say, "They're scared of us, they didn't play it!", then we'll roll footage we did and prove they're full of it.
Howzat?
Biden Brain Trust: Brilliant! That'll be great, probably the final nail in the coffin since we'll be in the White House
and no one will believe them because Trump lost! Good thinking, guys!
Day of Stupid Bowl
NFL & CBS Execs: Ok, you idiots in the production truck. Make absolutely sure the NY studio has cut your feed
and runs that smarmy "time to unite, America, be well" canned shit before you begin to film that stupid BLM anthem…
And make sure the production value is really good, so we can run the full shit later. Got it, idiots?
CBS Production Van Guys: Yeah. (Phone disconnects) Assholes.
NFL & CBS Execs: Ok, social media minion. Keep an eye on what all those anon accounts are doing in twitter and facebook.
We'll want a summary of the details by halftime. Got it, you idiot?
Social Media Minion: Yeah, I got it. (Minion whispers under breath) Assholes.
Yesterday during Stupid Bowl halftime
NFL & CBS Execs: Well? We pay you for this, so what the hell is going on?
Social Media Minion: I'm not really seeing anything.
NFL & CBS Execs: Maybe they're all busy looking at the halftime show. Plenty there to keep them busy.
Biden Brain Trust: Hey guys, what's going on? Our social media minion says no one's talking about the "No BLM anthem" shit.
NFL & CBS Execs: Tell your bosses that our social media minion says the Anons are just too busy looking at the halftime show.
Biden Brain Trust: If this doesn't work, somebody is going to pay. Remember that.
Stupid Bowl ends, fans leave, lights turned off
NFL & CBS Execs: Well, what is going on?
Social Media Minion: I'm still not seeing any chatter about it.
NFL & CBS Execs: Maybe nobody noticed, and that'll be the end of it. Won't be the first time we've been wrong.
Meanwhile, on social media
(Someone posts video of the BLM anthem before the game)
Anons: THE NFL AND MEDIA ARE SUCH LIARS THEY'LL DO THE BLM ANTHEM AND NOT BROADCAST IT! THEY'RE AFRAID OF AMERICAN PUBLIC OPINION!!!! BWAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!!
(Post gets shared and/or re-packaged 17 gorillion times, with sauce)
Next morning
Social Media Minion: Uhmmm…you remember the plan you had, where Anons say that you were too afraid to play the BLM anthem
and then you post it to prove they're just a bunch of lying idiots?
NFL & CBS Execs: Yeah?
Social Media Minion: Well, they posted video of the anthem thing from the stands and then started saying how you were all too
chickenshit to show it to the American public, you'll hide anything from them if you don't want them to see it.
NFL & CBS Execs: Oh? (Alarm creeps into voices) So how's that trending on social media?
Social Media Minion: It's got over 17 gorillion hits, several hashtags and The Gateway Pundit has already called and asked
us why we were too afraid to show it on worldwide TV. I'd say it's kinda big at this point.
NFL & CBS Execs: Shit. (New plan begins forming)
Biden Brain Trust: What in the f**k is going on?! The Anons are blowing up whatever help we were gonna get from this stupid
sportsball event, and the f**king wrong team won!! I want the person responsible for this at Langley by Tuesday morning! Do you hear me?!
NFL & CBS Execs: Yes. (Phone call disconnects) Ok, minion, you can finish what you're doing. We have an important new assigment
for you to cover up the coast, so get packing.
Social Media Minion: Where to, sirs?
NFL & CBS Execs: Northeastern Virginia. It's at a Washington DC suburb.
Two days from now
The Gateway Pundit: ''Police Report Shows a Senior Social Media Market Analyst Was Found Dead In Crystal City After
An All-Night Cocaine Binge''