If Melican don't feel like playing fixed financial markets
how about a small bet on Sportsball?
'Melica schools, 'Melican courts, 'Melican legislatures are all rigged
honest sportsball. Go ahead bet whole head!
(bitter gloating laugh)
"Anal sex without wearing a mask
is dirty and dangerous. Don't do it."
That one past 'actress'
the current euphemism is "Hollywood entertainer"
which has largely replaced "actress slash model." as polite synonym.