CANNOT SAY THANK YOU ENOUGH ASSHOLE!
I'LL HANDLE IT FROM HERE!
So the good guys can keep an eye on any temptations. Just like the 2020 election.
HARRY POTTER AND THE UNWELCOME PREGNANCY
FETUS DELETUS!
MY FRIEND AND I WERE IN A PUBLIC WOODS PLAYING WHEN MY FRIEND WENT BEHIND A SMALL HILL TO GO FOR A PISS!
THE FRIEND CAME BACK SCREAMING AND DIDN'T GO FOR A PISS!
I ASKED MY FRIEND WHAT HAPPENED AND HE TOLD ME I WOULDN'T BELIEVE HIM!
I WENT AND SAW IT WITH MY OWN ONES!
IT WAS TWO HOBOS FUCKING EACH OTHER! THEY CAUGHT ME WATCHING THEM FOR THOSE TWO SECONDS!
ONE STARTED CHASING AFTER ME AND MY FRIEND!
LUCKILY I COULD RUN FASTER THAN MY FRIEND, I LOOKED BEHIND ME AND THE HOBO GRABBED A HOLD OF HIM!
I MADE IT TO A PUBLIC STREET, CALLING FOR HELP, WHEN A TRUCK STOPS BY AND LET'S ME IN!
I THEN REALIZE THAT IT WAS THE OTHER HOBO WHO WAS MY DAD AND I GOT RAPED!
NOTABLE!