Why did God give men emotions?

So women would have an edge in ways we'd have no way to defend ourselves in. Yet, despite how low or high they can make us feel, one day it'll be us you'll realize you've been missing all along. We know how much we need you, but do any of you eFems realize how badly you need us?

Let me ask you something…

Can you cuddle with a bot?

Can you pick on your vacuum cleaner for getting the lyrics wrong every time on one of your favorite songs?

Can your degree drive you to the hospital if / when your water breaks? ("I'll drive myself…" O RLY? hfglgggogogooggoogogogogoggogoogogo)

Seriously, you may think those small things are petty and you can adapt without them, and you know what, you could.

But why?

The same reason I won't want any porn right now… it's been pissing me off.

Same ole boring empty shit, gotta clean up my 'mess' afterwards, no one to fall asleep on, (jk, kek), and guess who ends up talking to 'themselves' all night, I do.

Me and my magic sword. Pfft.

Want to know how to win this ~~'silent'~~ shadow war?

Call us. You know we'll pick up. If not a call, throw us a line.

Out of all the tarts you know in this miserable, yet recoverable existence, who do you think that deep down, when shit gets…'HOLY FUCK,' they're going to…reluctantly…turn to?

WWG1WGA

o7

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NOW BRING ME SOME GODDAMNED PANQAKES! SON OF A BITCH THAT'S WAY TOO MUCH COVFEFE! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU PEOPLE?