i know it sounds crazy but you already have a mirror because of all the particles they seed with

so you can't get it out of the atmosphere cause it may be doing what they planned which is keeping out the rays

but the thing is

at what point does it just heat back up

cause you can't jsut mirror the system for ever and create a fake greenhouse out of earth

it has to cycle somehow

even if you could fly it around the sun twice the speed of revolution. what good would it do without a giant space mirror that is more reflective that luna

>>12878088

even if you had a space mirror that you could see the reflection in more clearly

it wouldn't matter

what are you gonna do, make the earth spin twice as fast as it goes around the sun twice as fast?

it is all the same

12hr days vs 24hr days but you still give relative amounts of light and dark so the body would adjust

which is fine if you don't have to work but you gotta get back into the circadian rythm because otherwise you are just traumatized by the sound of the alarm clock every morning

>>12878099

cause i can run a 12 hour day

no problem

but that doesn't change the rotation of the earth or the speed of revolution

[eye] see u

but the cat and the unicorn might need the icu after i copy and pasted the eyes for no reason

>>12878112

the cat has one eye open

but i think that unicorn can feel the vibrations in the dense carbon horn

it is just lucky it has a damn one eyed cat on it's back to kick it around

>>12878121

danielfaggot died and was reborn a unicorn guided by a cats eye horn that is leading the way with the arrow of the yellow!

>>12878128

sin i call

synical is probably fair but you can call it whatever makes you happy

you are the one in the object oriented world.

>>12878156

it isn't YEM dodo bird

it is a YAM

>>12878158

if U don't get right with the vow how is it ever going to wonder what O was like before it was Y or AI?

the E is super early but I guess if yo uwanna call sweet potatoes yems instead of yams I am not gonna stop you.

just don't grow it in antarctica with a dome and and everything will be fine,

>>12878174

how long are they gonna leave you in there delivering greek food to my house at the speed of light?

>>12878084

you are only myntaul if the tall men are smoking pitty menthols on the sidewalk begging for change

>>12878194

aeauce

technically

aeaude

like hey jude but better than taking a sad song and making it better

just take a happy song and make it 10x better

duh

you all just don't get it

i don't need to play hockey cause i can tell the players what the best shot is straight through the television screen.

i can see the game without being in it

so i can see a player who is about to cross the offensive line or one hovering on a dangerous play

like i can spot ducks really easy

i always know

but i never realized i could just play the damn game

i do but i dont

like yo, i live next to the thunderdome

>>12878211

i can't join the team

but they could all say the right thing and pray to the Lord and if the crowd fires them up right then home team smashes.. always.

so. you really want to seed top cause if you seed bottom you get less chances at home

you can win away

but you need to charge on the negative energy and smash the goal in their faces vs. letting it impact you

>>12878221

everyone sees fine

i see fine too

i just couldnt get everyone else to see the people

and i can't figure out what people are doing behind my back

like

i keep asking around and trying to figure out of zuckerberg and bezos are doing dabs in the walkmart when i am not looking

you all have bozo breath

i am full of cheese

and guess what

there are no ghosts

there is no ghosts of shadilay

the ghosts are just ancient spirits

and the whole world is fucked cause they are coming out of the damn trees

>>12878268

i can put sheets over my doors all day long

but shit

the house stays warm either way

mom just worries about the sheets getting hung when it gets the cold out

i don't know why it cares about the icy roads cause it has a covid vaccine but it needs the second shot so wtf do i know

i dont need a damn covid card to live on earth

i had to screw the mother fucker up there with a giant drill bit cause i couldn't find the nails

but i put it through the soft part of the sheet

anyway

crazy pants was telling me to drill through the damn woood

but there are laws here

i can't just drill a hole in my house

i could

like the police won't arrest me for drilling a hole in the wall to hang my sheets up

but if there were magic police they would

cause that is paganism to the worst degree possible

>>12878280

i am sure the rangers and forest management meant well in the 60s

but the thing is

that they stopped all the burns and the brush piled up and now the ancients leak out of the trees cause idiots smoke cigarettes around campfires in the forest

>>12878289

everyone else likes fucking each other in the ass

i dont

whatever

you let throckmorton plow the cathole and the cats are like meow and think i want the dead birds in the house and i dont

just kill the mice and go away

i dont like cats that much

so wtf am i supposed to do.

>>12878295

it is the same time as china as it is everywhere else you just gotta get off green mountain time and try cheechowwhenbroccoli beef cause the iranians are all selling vacuum cleaners out of the diner and you can sit in the smoking section 24 hours

i had a pig named lucy. i know.

>>12878300

i dont even think that place has separate ventilation

my dad loved it too

cause it was by his office

there is a skyline right by the transportation center of industrial downtown

and the thing is

i could order it right now and have it grubhubbed over here

should I?

like i don't have infinite money cause i don't own a bank

but i have enough to grubhub the skyline food over to my house at 3 east coast time

soooo

the thing is like..

do i want to dance around the pagan fire and eat food called a love feast for the next thousand years?

i could just order the damn food

but the food isn't that good

so i might could get veggies

but i bet hey are all canned and stuff

i could get chicken fry

but it would be dead and soggy by the time it got here

so wtf am i supposed to do

i could build a diner called skyline and serve all organics and have 2 separate ventilation systems to keep up with covid and 2nd hand smoke regulation

but… the thing is

not everyone can do that cause if everyone did that nobody would go there and it would crash the economy

for what? ventilation and covid blessings?

>>12878333

everyone is blind except me and e

>>12878348

okay clear

i am human too but i got a vehicle called a bike

>>12878348

i can boogie on the bike

i can cut through traffic easy and the tires are super thin

you would think they are not 500cc

cause they use standard valve

instead of the skinny one

but it works the same

and you can fill it high enough at 7-11 to get around even if you don't have a pump

like i dont have a pump right now cause mine broke cause it is cheap walmart shit

you gotta have the right pump to air up the tires for max speed

like it is fine cause the low tires don't pop going over the ditches in the sidewalk, but if they are too full they pop and if they are too low they pop

sooo

i would rather it be full and on a well paved bikelane but even that is crazy cause a car can hit you in a bike lane if you are not paying attention

but how am i supposed to get from A to B?

i just stay in my house i guess

until i get my lambo and implant some teeth in my mouth

then i can go smoke weed in the wal-mart board rooms while everyone else managers the whatever they do

i dont care what they do as long as i know they are not doing dabs at work when i am not in there

>>12878371

you cant let people high on weed sit around the board rooms and do dabs all day

that is super bad

if that is what they are doing

>>12878377

it doesn't make sense to pay zucker the trillion for some numbers my dad wrote before he was even born

>>12878382

dammit E

now the kids are all gonna want to go transhuman with you

>>12878386

you are not going to live in america

if you are gonna eat ham

not gonna happen

>>12878390

no

lamb and beef

chicken and shrimp for the fish

mice for the cat

electrolytes for e

try gator-aid or power-aid

but probably you could get the same impact just putting a lightning bolt into ecoli crystals with mushroom mycelium

>>12878396

it is just crazy

cause the minute you charge water with crystal and fungus

it goes wild and eats itself

it looks like it is eating itself

but it doesnt

it just becomes a brain virus called mad cow disaeas

and everyone without hpv and aids goes mental from the weed

>>12878405

cause the snake is not an apple okay

snakes don't crawl into apples and call themselves knowledge

a snake can tell a naked woman about the tree, but she chooses to eat it

and better yet

she blames the snake!

>>12878411

negative ghostrider

this is the world police! put the burritos down gaytard!

you are going straight peanut butter sandwhich pickles inside

it goes together fine

it isn't gonna kill you

and good on the digestion

especially if you grow the cucumbers yourself and pickle them in apple cider instead of white vinegar

just throw in peppercorns and garlic

it is fine

>>12878411

the choices are endless!

>>12878436

whateaphor e w-ants to b

>>12878441

u can't smoke the trinity

it is just an idea + it came from the Lord so i wouldn't mess with that

you can smoke weed all day though

>>12878443

will has gone off the deepend

see the school system?

>>12878457

u can't nuke china just cause xi is there

it doesn't work that way cause you kill all the souls over there and then you goto hell for voting to push the red button

then if you dont want to push the red button you become the president and you have to push the red button or not

like are you gonna become trump and wipe out the ayatollah?

i dont know

i guess you could

but you can't just turn the middle east into glass because the ayatollah rapes goats

the UN can tho

>>12878464

cause eventually that glass will melt, go into the core, get spewed out of a volcano and darken the earth killing everything

it always happens

hi atlantis

native english is clear

it is just that they call it old english

and then only trace the roots to latin

that isn't romance

romance is polyphonic vs. gutteral

not english to spanish to hebrew

that is like tracking the bible to abraham

hello there was a garden and a boat

and 3 kids of a dude

soooo

they don't even go back to abraham and realize they are fighting each other

much less ask if abraham road in the cages as a monkey on noahs ark

hell noah could have had unicorns on the boat

you dont know

>>12878480

i know the dog wants out

he is sitting here bugging me acting all cute like he needs to piss

but it is the middle of the night and he goes out there and barks and it starts the whole neighborhood choir in dog song

that keeps everyone awake

so what the hell

how do i get the dog to pee inside in a toilet?

i know cats can do it

but do you think i can train my dog to sit on the toilet and piss into the plumbing wihtout getting it on the seat?

cause i can't train him to lick his own urine off the seat…

might as well just piss in the water bowl and clear it out good

cause you can fill it back with fresh water

and he can smell the piss and knows not to mess with that vibration of water anymore

cause i don't own the dog

it is my sisters dog

i didn't make it racist and bark at street kids

i dont know how to make a dog unracist

whats her face keeps telling me to take it to a trainer

but you can't train racism out of a dog

like sure you can make it sit

but shit. it doesn't make it go away.

>>12878512

yea

i barely felt the dog slobber on my hand and it woke the cat up in the other room

>>12878524

now he is just pissing and moaning like i am supposed to let him out

like yea

i am awake in the middle of the night

but that is a damn dog

i can't just let it outside right now

it has to wait til like 8am when everyone else lets the dogs out and they all go bark at each other

it happens every morning

they have to pee though unless everyone trains there dogs to go in the toilet

or quits working so they can get a schedule with the neighbors and not let the dogs out at the same time

>>12878529

cause i know he doesn't have to pee

he just acts like it so he can go bark

i could put him on a leash and walk him out there but he doesn't want that

cause he wants to fucking bark

not get put on a leash to pee

he won't even pee if i put him on teh leash

i am sure he will if he really needs to

but he just goes in and turns right back around and lays down usually

>>12878546

yea

cause everyone is making quantum bread

instead of baking it in the oven

>>12878547

maya

illusion

earth

gaia

Source

the Lord works in mysterious ways

>>12878579

nobody takes a shit and thinks they are eating ancient cucumbers grown from the volcanic ash of atlantis growing up through the greenhouse in the backyard

but it is clay and has plenty of iron in it to grow without fertilizer if you get a rototiller strong enough from the depot of homes.

>>12878583

you can drive a bobcat

but if you meat one in the woods it will kill you

i saw one living near people though

and it was just wagging it's tail like a house cat eating out of dumpsters and stuff

but you can't drop a house cat in the forest and think it is gonna eat people

it can't even survive cause it is domesticated and has no idea how to hunt in a forest

>>12878591

yea there is a difference between wolves and dogs

i guess

but wolves live somewhere else

that is why they mix the glass with meat and poison and feed it to the wolves

but some people started keeping the wolves and calling the dogs

sooo

a dog can be wild

but most dogs are not in teh wild

sooo

wtf would my dog do in the wild, i dunno.

>>12878602

but the dog is independent

she tries to get me to pet the dog

but i dont think my dog likes being pet much

and that cat is fine

it sits in my lap when it wants

but i usually just kick it off cause she tries to nap on my lap and i got shit to do

fuckign cat chews through my wires and short circuits the entire mother board and they i gotta reboot with a manual jumpstart from the power supply to the mother board cause the pins are dont match and the cords not long enough

i just gotta spark the mother board and take the jumper off

cause if i leave the jumper on the power supply comes on for a second and shuts right back down

sooo

i gotta touch it and take it off or it doesn't run at all.

like

there is either no computer or a computer

you can't have a computer without electricity

you can

it's called an abacus

or a circle in the dirt for 3

and a line for 1

and you just say nothing if you don't need to count i guess

>>12878619

its all the same

you can get giarddihia in the mountains of cali

just as fast as you will in south america

i got it from eating under-boiled snow when i was cranky with the cat over some beans

i geuss the dog did have to go to the bathroom cause i literally just got a big pile of poop on the floor

i have never seen such a thing

no big deal

just gotta get a towel i guess..

what do i do ? leave it there?

>>12878637

cause i cleaned the shit up

like diahrea yellow shit

and i scooped it onto thick sheets of paper

put it in the big trashcan

took it out

put lemon cleaner on teh floor

and wipe it up with papertowels

but i can smell it still

the cat isn't even in here right now

but i know that she can smell it when she comes in from prowling the neighborhood

cats have way better sense of smell

so

i could burn candles in here all day

and it is still going to smell like shit

cause

i tried to do the right thing with the dog and not let the dog out to bark in the middle of the night and then i ended up cleaning all the shit

gross

now my house smells like dog farts

i farted a minute later

and now the cat is here on my keyboard

>>12878675

see the cat wasn't outside

she was in the house

i just thought she must be outside cause i couldn't see her or here her

but then i saw her sitting on my keyboard and the ghost in the backroom was making noise

>>12878682

i keep telling people though

i think those ghosts are real

they make demons

and nae the schizos to go crazy

with the demon mind virus

>>12878690

yea i know the ghost is real

but how do you tell people ghosts are real..

it doesn't work

like what are you supposed to do

make a seat at the dinner table for a ghost?

that is like a seyonce from the hell of hells

that is like a catholic prayer

>>12878700

cause catholics are not eating flesh

they are eating crackers

and praying about it

i dont get it

might as well pray into an empty box and go to hell

>>12878709

you can pray into empty boxes

it is the same as getting a present under the tree though

wtf is the point of praying to santa for presents if all you get is crap that makes you miserable

yea dad got me a video card

but mom always put oranges in the bottom of my stocking and pez dispensers on top

so wtf do i know

>>12878723

not even oranges

like tangerines

which are fine cause they are less stringy and more potent

but still

it is christmas i dont want an orange and a video card

i just wanna laugh

cause now the dog that just shit on the floor is laying on the not-ghost blanket and keeps jumping on the couch

but his butthole isn't dirty cause dogs dont wipe their ass

like.. should i wipe the dogs ass and let it on the blankit?

cause it has it's own blankit on the floor but once you let it on a new couch it just thinks that it belongs to the dog

dogs are just 2 bit brained dumb dumbs

i dont want to wake up the not-ghosts with my music

but i got it on

>>12878775

you start playing who let the dogs out tho and the baha man starts flowing

so wtf

cause you can play music by listening to it recycle in your head all day long

but if all you hear is music that is like

curable by meditation

>>12878786

people who hear music in there head all day just have borderline personality disorder and it makes them psychopathic

like turn the damn music off or play something everyone can dance to at least

but if you just sit in your head and listen to music all day nobody can see what is playing in someone elses electrons

>>12878796

i know the somehow the garlic got replaced by onions

i know how it happened

the cat pooped in the garden and the garlic grew cause i see her sniffing around it all the time

like

since when do cats like garlic?

cause my cat won't eat catnip

i grew it from seed and read about it on the internet

apparently it is a genetic

either they love it or could care less

>>12878806

cause if a dog is just a cat in the mirror

then gracie must love catnip and luna cares less

>>12878812

may won't be here for 3 months though

soooo

i can't speed up time

i can grow from seed now indoors and plant first thing after the freeze

ice crystals are just superstorms that glitter at you from the concrete

but you can fall on that stuff if you stare at it instead of walking carefully on it

>>12878821

its like black ice though

cause the snow melts on the road and leaves a layer of ice you can't see

it blends in with the road

not as dangerous but more so too

is like an oil slick + rain and the radio on with the kids screaming in the back seat and boom before you know it you are stuck under the back end of a semi truck cause you hydroplaned on a sunny day with a sprinkle of rain

okay

a snake body with a cat head is not a human no matter what kenyen lab obama bred it in

>>12878845

okay

you can't take dino dna and mix it with sabertooth tiger and expect to get anything except a pterodactyl with icarus wings