If you gentlemen will excuse me for a moment, there's something I need to get off my chest.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? WHAT IS ALL OF THIS SHIT COMMS FOR? WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING COCKSUCKING FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON BEHIND THE SCENES? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRY TO EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS TO PEOPLE WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A SHIZO WHEN I DON'T HAVE A CLUE ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE BACKGROUND? WHY HAVEN'T ANY OF YOU VASTLY-SMARTER-THAN-MY-IDIOT-SELF AUSTISTS EXPLAINED ALL OF IT ALREADY? I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S ON TO IT!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Thank you, please accept my apologies for any inconvenience. I will now return to trying to figure out how to explain all of this in a calm, rational way.