com'on man
times are tuff with joe as pres
rent due
ex wanted child support
baby needs new shoes
had to sell for cheap to a guy
at the gun range
at that one bar
temp guy at work
ex's boyfriend
i was at the lake and my boat sank
his buds were out fishing in their boat
he wanted to go out and see whats up, any fish?
not cool to do the dog paddle out to them
so he just walked on out
they thought it was a ghost or maybe some bad shrooms
but it wasn't so that one guy says
let me do it too, so he got out a little ways
but then he did a willey coyote and dropped in the water
Jesus says-man you did not trust the plan
and dragged him back into the boat
the others said–thats about the coolest thing i ever seen
gave that guy shit for years
story just spread from there
this place has more in common with babylonBEE than you know