>>12900958

or you could not be a dumb dumb

why push a horse in water?

ride it and hunt alligators in the inner waterways of florida with spear fishing crossbows

cause you idiot are trying to ride elephants to hunt gila monsters cause you think they crocodiles of the nile but they are just dodo birds of reptile land

you don't hunt exotic species on earth

that isn't how you preserve bio-systems

duh

that is called extinction

if you have a snake problem, you do something about snakes

you don't hunt a gila monster cause a cotton mouth bit you playing by the lake

>>12901118

cause now you post gore porn

for what?

you dont even realize you are doing it to yourself too

who shot that dudes face off?

wasn't me

it was probably you

you just shot your own face off and tried to put it together in the next meme

you can

but you can't

i can see fine

that is not the same person

check 1119 right shoulder

to 1118 left or right shoulder

the color is different

not the same dude

I KNOW

FOR SURE

IT IS NOT

capital letters

for

captain OBVIOUS

Mormons

The Gila monster is secretive and therefore difficult to accurately count. The total population size is unknown, but the most recent information available indicates that there are probably at least several thousand adult Gila monsters rangewide and possibly 450-800 individuals in Utah.

>>12901290

i didn't realize gila is poisonois

i thought it was like dodo and cant fly

it has behavioral weakness though,.

it is gila

i have no gila

i have leopard gecko x3 lucy, luna, and little loony

in that order

sooo

just saying, my cuz matt has iguana

and my J aunt, or my cuz of J and V has the ball python

alligator alley has the rest

or they did

you can't get non-poisonous leopard geckos and just not worry.

okay

they carry water in their tail

but the tail can fall

ONLY IF IT GETS SMASHED OR CUT THOUGH

probably disease can cause loss

but it will regrow

but not like a newt

some lizard lose tail because you grab it

you can pick up a leopard gecko by the tail and it doesn't really care

i am sure it isn't happy

but it won't drop

they are slow too

they can't scurry or run

they waddle like gila

>>12901329

i have a corn snake

or a ball python

they are the same basically, but they eat difference, one strikes and one coils

but both are non-lethal in small form

if you give a corn snake a big cage, it still will not hurt you

if you give a python a big cage, it will wrap you up in the bed and strangle you

i lost a corn snake in the house

the lid got left off after the neighbor visited

and it crawled into my parents house and I never saw it again

madagascar hissing cockroach is me

only that one kind, if it don't hiss when you pet it's back, if it don't eat potato, it aint madagascar hissing

it could hiss and eat, i dunno the quality that makes it madagascar

but i have never heard of a tibeten hissing cockroach

so

hissing cockroach will chew threw the skin and draw blood cause they sense moisture only

if you give it potato it will eat potato water

if you give it skin it will eat blood water

so.. it makes the same babies each time.

they try to escape the cage, but they can't survive running around the house as barely visible ants with no mama

but they chew through the plastic covering while everyone sleeps and get all over the kitchen

you cant clean them all up or get them back in the cage cause there are too many and they are too small

so you just let some go, but they don't make it in the wild of the house

that is crazy

that is like being worried about throwing a coffee ground in the trash can instead of the dirt

i could throw all the grounds in the dirt but then people wonder why i have a pile of compost in the back yard that

i can say vegetables

but then they say WTF

you can't just grow veggies in a greenhouse

but i can

that is schizo to think otherwise

even then

i can take coffee grounds and put them in the trash and take them to trash can and they get recycled at the dump and spewed out as methane later

but

do you have a perfect compost system for your home garden in which you collect fresh water to feed the plants… or hope to.

do you even give a fuck?

no

so you bitch at me for permaculture while filling all the corn with GMO and trying to tranquilize elephants so you can put them in invisible chains called a zoo and then shock them when they get out of line

you make them do trick shows for the people

did you ask?

do you have a field monitor you could check the emotional state of each performing elephant in the zoo of downtown?

nice zoos are the fucking hellspawn of earth

you can't have a nice zoo and ignore the enslavement of the creature

did it ask to be there?

does it mind being a rep? maybe not

it is illegal to take pictures in the zoo

that is my opinion

you should get 1yr in jail for snapping a photo of yourself with an ancient anything

if it is in the zoo. you don't take it's picture

even if it isn't exotic or ancient

you want to go in the zoo?

we can make a human zoo for reptile people of % bloodline

and watch them make iphones from scratch with a soldering iron

>>12901432

the largest breeding facility

i have visited

>>12901443

that is not a happy elephant

you just want it to do tricks

so you can take it's picture

and

ignore the fact

you are forcing an ancient wise creature that has emotions like pig, dophin, human, octopus and then make it dance for the iphone and be proud cause you gave it a nice cage?

fuck off

quit breeding elephants

or you will go to hell

serously

if you work in a zoo

quit

or you will go to hell

you are not being a "good caretaker"

until you are blocking the entrance to every city zoo from san-fran to dallas to NY and china and back around through hawaii

the palestinians have stuffed animal zoos okay

not my problem

you have real zoos

with real beings

that are pissed off

and you wonder why seaworld attacks?

the man in the last photo was eaten by that orca

no shit fucking idiots

i fucking hope another eats you

i hope it jumps out of the water

into the crowd

and swallows someone who isn't a trainer

do you see the trainers dressed as whales and they take credit for making it perform

a whale will show off

a dolphin does flips

they will behave normal and not on command

if you let them

but you don't

you want to put everything on show

that has a BRAIN AND EMOTIONS

and then neglect the sentience

and charge money for other ancient beings emotional states to go on display for your soul rape DSLR cameras trying to capture every moment in a series of quick captures so you can pick the most emotional one

do you even donate a dollar to the little plastic jar for the dolphin?

did you just pay corp $3 to see the show and think the dolphins belong to you?

who owns the dolphins?

nobody

fucking morons

i do now

all your zoos are mine

get out of them

or you go to hell

if you visit a zoo from this point on

expect hell for eternity

>>12901513

i am sure those ancient creatures of the ocean song LOVE having their noses bridged to lift up dumb cunts getting paid while the dolphins stay in a glass cage with limited fish product

BAD BAD BAD photo shop

they are in cage

see glass at bottom left

look

you can't do this

you are WRONG

WRONG AND GOING TO HELL FOR KEEPING CREATURES IN CAGES THAT CAN MAKE THEMSELVES INTO TALKING HUMANS TO PROTECT THEM

GET OUT OF THE ZOO BEFORE COWS LAND ON YOUR HOUSE FROM THE CLOUDS

>>12901557

the dolphin can detect the device though with sonar

>>12901572

3rd image is PHOTOSHOP

PHOTOSHOP #4

see people in wood castle

see fake waterfall from plumbing system with unknown contaminants

see how they hide the east side of the zoo complex with simple map for visitors

they want you to follow the signs in the zoo and the maps on the billboards and not have an overhead of the whole map

cause then you can plan the best way to visit the zoo based on the schedule of events

check link that will arrive in less than 3minutes

>>12901652

i tried the capture the wild image contest link and only got to image #4

i see a pissed off monkey hidden behind the webpage label and there are no animals