I'm watching a college softball game, and the commentator said that umpires aren't supposed to yell when calling a strike or ball, because it could spread germs.
I swear, in Heaven, all pussies are hairy.
I'm a fan of fake titties. I hate fake everything else. Fake lips, fake asses, liposuctioned stomachs, fake eye lashes, etc. But god dammit, fake titties are beautiful.