Once was a dude named Nadler
He was always sleeping in
The girls he couldn't handle
He wore his pants to his chin
His nads were always bouncing
His ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says he's got
Great nads of fire
He's got big nads
Oh he's got big nads
And they're such big nads
Fancy big nads
And he's got big nads
And she's got big nads
(But we've got the biggest nads of them all)