JUAN O SAVIN: THE GREAT INTEL-CONNECTED-SUPER-SECRET-KNOW-ALL-WASHED-UP-BOOMER-WANNA-BE-HERO GUY
JOS: I have a secret, it’s military intel, but I can’t tell you because we’re saving the world.
SHEEP: Wow. Umm, Ok. Tell me more . . .
JOS: Just buy muh book, sign up on my website by filling in the fields asking for your personal info and phone number.
SHEEP: Gee, Ok. Then I’ll be able to get the secret scoops, right?
JOS: Yea, that’s right. Oh, gotta take this call now, you know this work is hectic dealing with all the secrets n stuff.
SHEEP: Yea, I bet it is. You must know Charlie Ward and Simon Parkes as they’re saving the world with secret decodes and consciousness.
JOS: Well, I’ll just say we’re birds of a feather and leave it at that.
SHEEP: Wow, how come you never show any hard facts or proof of anything you say or assert?
JOS: Well, it’s because Cheyenne Mountain is locked up tight.
SHEEP: Oh, yea that makes sense.
JOS: Well, got to wrap it up now because I’m getting another call coming in. When you get my book, it will provide you a starting place to ‘have the conversation.’
SHEEP: Oh, great. I can’t wait. Fuck off and kill yourself you fucking boomer poser POS.
JOS = POS