Where oh where have all the staffers gone?

How will traitors ever be able to keep up on all the phone calls, emails, and snail mails if no one is around to do the workloads of angry constituents. Trying to get ahold of the ones who voted against Trump in 'peachmints 2.0 is impossible in person or on the phone. Never put my thoughts to paper for a politician. Maybe about time I did.