>Limited to 15 items only, make wise choices.
Damn you tabloid magazines and your catchy headlines!
When a person has to choose between feeding their family and possibly knowing whether or not the pentagon was reverse engineering a crashed alien craft…
how was I supposed to know they would leave me because I left the whole ham my wife asked me to buy?
I was like, "babe, we just had ham last week. What if the magazine gave me instructions on how to build my own UFO?"…
To top it all off, I tried to be conservative and only grab a six-pack, instead of 24, and now I'm out of a family AND beer…
Just great.
This is clearly all Trump's fault. He could have DECLAS'd all the info on the UFO anytime in the last 4 years, and I would have never had to buy that stupid magazine last minute while I was waiting in the checkout