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JUAN O SAVIN: THE GREAT INTEL-CONNECTED-SUPER-SECRET-KNOW-ALL-WASHED-UP-BOOMER-WANNA-BE-HERO GUY

JOS: I have a secret, it’s military intel, but I can’t tell you because we’re saving the world.

SHEEP: Wow. Umm, Ok. Tell me more . . .

JOS: Just buy muh book, sign up on my website by filling in the fields asking for your personal info and phone number.

SHEEP: Gee, Ok. Then I’ll be able to get the secret scoops, right?

JOS: Yea, that’s right. Oh, gotta take this call now, you know this work is hectic dealing with all the secrets n stuff.

SHEEP: Yea, I bet it is. You must know Charlie Ward and Simon Parkes. They’re saving the world too with secret decodes and consciousness.

JOS: Well, I’ll just say we’re birds of a feather and leave it at that.

SHEEP: Wow, how come you never show any actual facts or proof of anything you say or assert?

JOS: Well, it’s because Cheyenne Mountain is locked up tight.

SHEEP: Oh, yea that makes sense.

JOS: Well, got to wrap it up now because I’m getting another call coming in. When you get my book, it will provide you a starting place to ‘have the conversation.’

SHEEP: Oh, great. I can’t wait. Fuck off and kill yourself you fucking boomer poser POS.

JOS = POS