Aliens are too intelligent to fall for that shit. That is an Earthling acting like a fucking idiot.
Why?
Forget the deals. Forget the rollout, Forget the roast and forget the game theory. Let's deal with facts. The fact is, you are a fucking idiot. GTFOH.
A creative one at that. kek
Any anon have that gif that showed the baby kitty cat running and jumping spread eagle on the dog's head knocking him over?