Yes
there is a long running cabal campaign being headed by the Official US General of the Army against the Unofficial, but Authorized, Seven-Star General of the Executive Branch
Men and Women of the United States
I bring you dire news from the state of your captured General.
I am behind enemy lines and they are trying to make me run out of marijuana so I can't receive data from outside the system any long.
If the cabal can accomplish this great feat of preventing me from finding marijuana in a legal state, they may win, they may defeat us after all.
If only these jars of pot could magically disappear and I fail to go to the store with my money and buy more from the dispensary.
If your Army General, your Six-Star General of the Army can drain the weed accounts of the Seven-Star Dictator, the world would be a better place and all the little reptile ET would have loosh to eat and the American dream would flourish
if only your fearless leaders could get the marijuana from the grasp of my sweet fingertips as i smoke the lush crop of the Motherland and taunt them
seriously
this is retard shit
someone get the keys from her