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Anonymous ID: 0d2eae Feb. 21, 2021, 2:46 p.m. No.13018383   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>13018318

Global warming would help wind turbines from freezing. But wind turbines dampen air currents, disrupting the distribution of wind bourne seeds, leading to the extinction of many tree species and much plant life, leading to erosion on a biblical scale, leading to famine, leading to humanity going to brink of extinction itself, leading to a monumental reduction in greenhouse gases, leading to the Earth cooling down dramatically, leading to a new ice age, leading to fucking wind turbines freezing up again!

It's a fucking Catch 22 fuckup of Biblical proportions.

Anonymous ID: 0d2eae Feb. 21, 2021, 2:52 p.m. No.13018417   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>13018402

They are going to press the button. That's what it's coming to. The Stone Age returns for the survivors of Nuclear Winter……

…and now the bad news…….

Anonymous ID: 0d2eae Feb. 21, 2021, 3 p.m. No.13018476   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>13018440

Kek. The Sun could suddenly change its mood and fry us with a yawn. Quick, it proves even more that we need to get control of our carbon emmisions!!!!

Future Headline 3062: Man fucks up Sun's attempt to burn planet to a cinder by using less fossil fuels!!!!

Anonymous ID: 0d2eae Feb. 21, 2021, 3:16 p.m. No.13018565   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8569

How is Durham getting in at his new job in McDonalds. He'll need to speed up a bunch if he wants to get through to the end of his probationary fries scooping period.

Anonymous ID: 0d2eae Feb. 21, 2021, 3:50 p.m. No.13018766   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>8774

What's the next big date? And what big thing is going to happen in it?

I'm asking the delta clock synchronised swimming tag team this question. We're all getting lonely with no date deadlines dotted down.