Sounds like maybe Christine Pelosi needs a dig of her own
A) Would not know how to start
B) Don't worry, we have "undocumented" cis males with plenty of machismo coming across the Border all the time
C) High time to look into the importation of Ukrainian and Swedish hotties, don't you think?
Perhaps a comparison can be found of current per person size of airline coach seats versus Amtrak and Greyhound/Trailways seats?
Perhaps a price comparison between a Business Class airline seat and a Sleeper Car Cabin on Amtrak?
Price comparison of airline tiny nippy bottles versus Bar Car on Amtrak (plastic cup VS. actual glass and a real live Bartender)
Hint: screaming babies on a plane, you pretty much stuck. Screaming babies on a train? Dining Car, Bar Car, if you have the Sleeper Car cabin close door and cover with pillow