That's an epic "come at me bro" if i've ever seen one. They'll lie through their fucking teeth though on who won, so he should bring some friends to record it.
Hey, if you want to be labeled a shill for using it every time then, good for you shill.
Its impossible. Once you get one, it is no longer anon, and on the west coast, there is no guarantee that it will arrive with all the right parts.
The secret to McDonald's original flavor is old dairy cow, salt, black pepper, a sweet pickle, with a strong flavored ketchup and a strong yellow mustard. You can usually pick up an old dairy cow at a livestock auction, then just take it to a butcher that can cut it up for you.
I hope you bought a freezer large enough for 700 pounds of hamburger. Don't expect much steak, but you'll get a lot of hamburger and some possibly stew meat.
You should cook it on high heat like you're cooking a steak on a pan and flip it only once.
Save the rendered fat for the french fries, because 93% beef tallow and 7% cottonseed oil was where the old fries came from.
Or geese.