gif it, please
so good
most enjoyable series of shitposting memes ever, anon
this one is especially heartwarming
NEVER TRUST A WALENSKY WHO LOOKS DOWN THEIR NOSE AT YOU
On Friday, Biden's new CDC Director, Rochelle Walensky, issued a 'sobering warning' over new COVID-19 variants - in particular the B.1.1.7 strain first found int he UK, and which now accounts for an estimated 10% of current US cases. Additionally, variants in California and New York also appear to spread more easily, according to Bloomberg.
"Things are tenuous – now is not the time to relax restrictions," said Walensky, adding "The latest data suggest that these declines may be stalling, potentially leveling off at still a very high number. We at the CDC consider this a very concerning shift in the trajectory."
Walensky's warning was simultaneously parroted by Anthony Fauci - head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases - saying that people shouldn't become complacent, and that we may be wearing masks into 2022.
"We really have to be careful and take a look at that curve," he said, adding "If we plateau at 70,000, we are at that very precarious position that we were right before the fall surge, where anything that could perturb that could give us another surge."
"We may be done with the virus but clearly the virus is not done with us."
The renewed 'concern' comes as both COVID cases and deaths are falling precipitously.
According to BofA, "The seven-day average of new cases in the US is down up 5% from the prior week to 68,000," which they attribute in part to the impact of last week's winter storms driving down testing - but noting that "the true trend in infections is still likely modestly lower."
And now for the chaser; The CDC just admitted in its own report that asymptomatic and pre-symptomatic transmission within households - a key justification for lockdowns - turns out to be virtually nonexistent. Household transmission is the primary mode of infection for COVID-19.
https://www.zerohedge.com/covid-19/cdc-focuses-new-variants-after-own-report-finds-virtually-no-asymptomatic-spread-within
actually, it is the worst blasphemy ever uttered in Congress. ever.
truly I love you, nightshift fren
this is THE BEST
thankyouthankyouthankyou
anon will treasure this forever
give a frog a red sweater and he'll be the comfiest ever
red is optimal for night viewing
nightshift frens need to preserve their eyesight
activated
remember this "low pass" by a Russian Su-24 a few weeks ago?
https://twitter.com/USNavyEurope/status/1355968356000657408
>Tits will be needed.
>And Bassists
and Bassists with Tits
Melissa Auf Der Maur for nightshift
Joe and his babysitter need someone to explain boxes of canned goods.