anon feels like opining, but i dont know what about.
what if it comes from bidan?
by now every body knows that zombie jonathon likes turtles. but has any body ever wondered why?
its a beautiful day at the water front village and your zombie face paint is so badass its on the news. its safe to say this kids got some cotton candy coming his way. as if to foreshadow the upcoming kill, he gazes into your soul with his dead zombie eyes. then, in his moment of glory he drops a bomb on the reporter and she almost doesnt recover. zombie johnathon likes turtles. with three words he shatters the reporters presumption that even this legendary face paint would be the highlight of his day. his mind is elsewhere. turtles are his thing, he likes them. and he wanted you to know that. then with zero regard for his dankness being immortalized forever with ones and zeros, or the copse of the soul he leaves behind, he gazes back into the darkness with his dead zombie eyes.
"turtles".