Wow! Master Autist!!
Because the board is kind of like an old fashioned, one room schoolhouse. We've got some who are reading the ABCs on the chalkboard trying to learn to read and do simple maths. Then we've got the stellar PhD candidates gathering up their bibliographies for their dissertations. Then we've got all the rest of us in between who are just hangin on for dear life so we can understand this crazy world of, well, world politics into which we were born, so we can make better electoral choices for our (and future!) generations of humankind.
PS–Love you ALL. And fuck the shills.
It's a great fantasy, but alas what I believe when I see this clip again is just an old woman collapsing.