Kek.
You don't wanna go to a movie with that anon.
I'm in the UK. When my contract finishes, I'll be looking at Texas, legally.
Boris crawls on his hands and knees across the ditch.
POTUS doesn't want to meet this wretch of an excuse of a traitor.
Pence and Mattis will tell him his choice.
Resign or be prosecuted, anyway you want it.
Boris resigns.
Since he is a Brexiteer, May replaces her foreign secretary with another Brexiteer in cabinet.
Jacob Rees-Mogg becomes foreign secretary and one step closer to being Prime Minister.