In all seriousness, Jesus quite literally turned the woman away until she gave him an opportunity to praise her. Literally what happened. I've often referred to this scripture and the one from Acts where Jesus changes his mind, all of a sudden, to take the message to the world. Meaning, originally, Jesus' ministry was never meant to go to anyone except the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
Folks are going to have a hard time keeping up with this if they're going to continue to be dishonest their their own selves over what's word-for-word in the Bible itself.