I get the feeling you do your laundry in the dishwasher because it has a soap dispenser in it too. Telling it like it is, keeping it real, is not negative. Only a snowflake would characterize those tweets that way.
You might want to try 6 weeks of boot camp…great some perspective on why those tweets are designed the way they are. People come to realize the sticks and stones of reality convo doesn't equate to an unnatural fear of bursting into flames upon hearing. Instead it gives them the eye's to see so they can't be played by a silver tongue dripping with sweets that will cause them to go into heart failure someday.