Behind every successful man stands a mother-in-law that's rolling her eyes.
You said a handful.
I had a couple ribs surgically removed and took up yoga, so now I can suck my own dick.
"Ma! MEATLOAF, Ma!"
Q: What has two thumbs and likes to suck dick?
A: This guy!
Old MacDonald was dyslexic,
O-I-E-I-E.
If God didn't mean for man to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat.
Slick Willy ain't looking so good, either.
KEK!